Posted on Facebook by Scottish bookseller Armchair Books, Edinburgh: "Absolutely nothing--but NOTHING--is more metal than doing bicycle deliveries down Edinburgh's Old Town closes. Will you find the right door? Will you be eaten by a mighty dragon? Will you find the right door but then have to earn the begrudging respect of the guard dragon through the cunning use of gladiatorial poetry recitation? The answers are: eventually, maybe, and BYO sonnets.
"Amazon and Waterstones couldn't do this for you, pals. They wouldn't even know where to start. Spontaneous dragon poetry slams? That's all Armchair Books, my dudes. Happy #indiebookshopweek! Books straight to your face, by bicycle (or by post, if you have the nerve to live more than 2 miles from our shop)."