"Jeff Bezos: The weaselly Amazon owner forbade the Washington Post from endorsing Kamala Harris, so I'm no longer endorsing Amazon. Why buy books from this craven creep when independent bookstores deserve our support? That's why I'm pleased to announce that the official vendor of my books is now Bookshop.org, which has raised millions of dollars for local bookstores."
--Andy Borowitz in the Borowitz Report, about his own Project 2025, which focuses on "breaking up with the oligarchs," including Jeff Bezos