Usually on this date we offer an April Fool's issue, one of our favorite editions of the year. But in light of new political realities, we will follow the lead of many courageous major universities, big law firms, international corporations, and media outlets by bowing to the new dictates. Today we will stick to sanctioned subjects. We are sorry to disappoint you, and hope that by next April 1, we'll be able to return to our normal April Fool's programming.
