Many indie booksellers embraced Saturday's #AprilFoolsDay spirit on social media, especially the Great Lakes Independent Booksellers Association: "HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!! In an unprecedented merger within the bookselling industry, we are thrilled to announce The Great Lakes Independent Booksellers Association has acquired its fellow eight regional trade associations. 'Consolidation is the future of our industry and we just cut to the end.' " --Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-Co Executive Director Larry Law
"GLIBA will be rebranding as The Great Pacific California Midwest Mountain New England Atlantic Southern Booksellers Association. GPCMMNEASBA for short. One regional bookselling trade organization to rule them all, one regional bookselling trade organization to find them, One regional bookselling trade organization to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them; like a book." --Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-Co President, Tim Smith, Schuler Books
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At Green Apple Books in San Francisco, all the staff favorite shelf talkers now say succinctly: "good book." |
Other indies having fun:
Brick & Mortar Books, Redmond, Wash.: "Please heed the following announcement! Rather than refer to our staff members as 'booksellers,' we have updated our titles.... If you choose not to abide by these titles, we shall be very cross with you! Happy April 1st."
Strand Bookstore, New York, N.Y.: "It's monstrous. It's gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job. Meet our new ludicrously capacious 18 mile tote bag. Finally a tote that can hold all of our 18 miles of books!"
Firestorm Books & Coffee, Asheville, N.C.: "After nearly 15 years as a worker-owned project, we've made the difficult decision to move away from the collective model. There were simply too many meetings, too many needs and opinions to balance.... Without further ado, let me introduce you to Firestorm's new CEO and beloved monarch, Mx. Julius Caesar Salad!"
Thank You Books, Birmingham, Ala.: "Omg omg omg omg. We are still recovering after a surprise visit from @RealChalamet this morning!!!!! A few signed copies of DUNE available but going fast!!!!!"
Left Bank Books, St. Louis, Mo.: "Adopt your fave bookstore cat!! After receiving lots of complaints from our booksellers, we have made the difficult decision to place Orleans up for adoption. His presence is no longer conducive to a productive work environment and has negatively affected the culture of the store, as outlined in the complaints below.... As you can imagine, this is a very tough time for (some of) us. Please only call with serious requests. The number to reach us is 1-800-APR-ILF-OOLS."
Good Neighbor Bookstore, Lakewood, N.Y.: "BREAKING: Good Neighbor Bookstore Under New Ownership. After years of destroying small businesses and local economies through price manipulation, tax avoidance, harvesting and selling customer data, exploiting workers, and flying into space in a questionably shaped rocket--Jeff Bezos has decided to give up his billionaire lifestyle and has given Bob Lingle an offer he couldn't refuse."
Analog Books, Lethbridge, Alb., Canada: "Due to unprecedented demand and constant requests, we are proud to announce the grand opening today of: 'HUGO'S MEWS and BREWS CAT CAFÉ.' A café just for cats serving Catnip Cappuccinos, Warm Milk Lattes and Mouse Tail Muffins. Located in the former Analog Books Location." Update: "Thank you to everyone who supported Hugo's Mews and Brews Cat Cafe. Unfortunately, we had an a little issue with health regulations. Perhaps we'll be back next year."
And in case you missed it, Shelf Awareness made a few announcements as well.